I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!!

I have a huge craving for chocolate. I asked my husband to take me to the store and he is just too lazy!!!! I am not able to drive which I will explain later. NO I didn't lose my license! What a LAZY man I have!!!! If he Loved me he would take me, RIGHT???? His answer was to get one of those semi-sweet blocks of chocolate out of the fridge and melt it in the microwave. Then he added peanut butter to it. It looks like a huge pile of dog poop! Seriously he gets a big old F because his effort was not sincere. He is talking to his brother on the phone laughing at me....GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!